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"Every Blaster" is our parody of the ever-popular 80's staple "Everybody Have Fun Tonight," originally by Wang Chung, now re-imagined as an ode to the storm troopers.
The Empire is strong across the galaxy
Whether it's right or wrong, we are the infantry
Don't call me "bucket head," I've shot men dead for less
But if I'm aiming low, I'm gonna miss, you know
This door's locked, move on
This door's locked, move on to the next one
This door's locked, move on
This door's locked, it's all Imperial design
Every blaster on stun tonight (every blaster on stun tonight)
Every trooper get in the fight (every blaster on stun tonight)
(Every trooper get in the fight)
Every blaster on stun
Deep in the search to find the droids we're looking for
We'll chase some rebels down, once we've opened the door
This door's locked, move on
This door's locked, move on to the next one
This door's locked, move on
This door's locked, it's all Imperial design
Every blaster on stun tonight (every blaster on stun tonight)
Every trooper get in the fight (every blaster on stun tonight)
(Every trooper get in the fight)
Every blaster, every blaster
Every blaster on stun
We're edging in on the Rebellion
We're switching from stun to killing
Blasters shoot, firing guns
a ship of troops miss every one
All storm troopers, attention
All storm troopers, attention
Rise of the Empire, we'll stop the war (every blaster on stun tonight)
We'll celebrate a new order
Every blaster on stun tonight (every blaster on stun tonight)
Every trooper get in the fight (every blaster on stun tonight)
(Every trooper get in the fight)
Every blaster, every blaster
Every blaster on stun
All storm troopers, attention
All storm troopers, attention
credits
Music by N. Feldman, J. Hues and P. Wolf, lyrics by P. O'Connor.
Recorded and performed by The Threepios.
Hello, there! We are The Threepios: human cyborg musicians. We came together on the 40th anniversary of 'Return of the Jedi'
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